Joker 2113 (PART 2)

October 24 2113, Present day, Crime on the rise in the past few years old prisons have been re-opened, and starting to fill. Jason has been in and out of detention facilities until he turned 18, since then he managed to stay somewhat clean, still being evil as possible, just being smarter about it and not getting caught. His encounter with this new Batman when he was about 17 gave him an idea, and for it to work he had to stay out of trouble long enough for the Bat to forget him. Jason never actually believed there was a new bat, but being that he saw him first hand, he felt he needed to make things more like he had read about. This batman was nothing more than a kid, close to his age. He was no superman; he barely had the gadgets to keep up with any super villains, lucky for him there were only common thugs which were easily scared by his dark knight outfit. Jason was not so easily scared; he did however pretend he was. He served his time in juvy until his eighteenth birthday, lucky for him they caught him without makeup on. His Alias was safe. When he got out he spent the next 2 years cleaning up his act as to stay off the bats radar. But with Halloween approaching it was time for his plan to start. His days of quietly killing his neighbors pets was about to end "BIGGER AND BATTER THINGS", he would say to himself, “are on the way.” He decided that batman could never be batman without a nemesis, so Jason decided he would be it. To start this sick scheme Jason decided he needed to look like the joker and not like himself. First he broke into a chem lab at his old high school and stole some scalpels and hydrochloric acid. Then he went to the local tattoo place. He asked the tattooist to tattoo his face to look like a psychotic clown. The guy gave him a funny look but did it. And a great job he did. To pay him for this wondrous tattoo, Jason slit his throat as to not make him suffer. With this terrifying new tattoo and his green hair Jason decided to go back to his room and put on the finishing touches. Originally he decided that he was going to stick true to the jokers story and throw  acid into his own face, but when he got the tattoo he decided against it realizing how dumb that was, an accident is one thing yet to do it to yourself would be stupid not crazy. So instead he decided to widen his smile a little, with the scalpel. Instead of using the acid on himself he decided to give his new nemesis a present.
October 25 2113, Jason....Joker, woke up this morning feeling froggy, so he went to a hardware store and got all his needed supplies, but he got them the way he thought the joker would.
BOOM!
 He blew a hole in the side wall with some explosives he learned to make off the internet out of household products. He makes his grand entrance. "Why hello all, Uncle Joker here just blowing threw for some supplies hahahaha ha ha HAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHA!! Oh I kill me...and anyone else I feel like for really." Joker pulls a card from his sleeve and slit the nearest person’s throat. "AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Hey anyone wanna see a card trick?...well another one? hahaha heh heh. It’s called Houdini card" Silence "really no takers? Ok fine this ones on the house but then I really must gather my things and get going" He peers around the room and fixates on a thirteen year old boy. "You there lad, come here, you will be my assistant" The boy stands there petrified, his father grasps him firmly by the shoulder. "Ok I’ve had enough" said the boy’s father, "I don’t know who you are clown, but you will not hurt my son"
"Relax bubba, I wouldn’t hurt a child, even criminals have rules, now bring him forth, oh and before you give me any more lip..." Joker pulls out a massive hand cannon "...I’m not asking so much as telling"
"Daddy?"
"Go son, he won’t hurt you if he tries I’ll tear him apart"
Joker smirks at this, "well c’mon son, I haven’t all day, that’s it, that’s it, like a good boy step up over here" Joker produces a small flat object that resembles a miniature card "ok chip, here’s how it goes, you swallow this..." The boy looks at his dad, his father nods him on, the boy takes the object and swallows it, and joker produces a deck of cards"...good good, now pick a  card any card from this deck" The boy chooses a card, an eerie joker looks back at him from the palm of his hand and joker makes his way over to the  magnet section and pulls the biggest one he can find. Joker presses a button on his lapel and the boy doubles over in agony dropping the card, joker then comes back and puts the magnet to the boy’s chest and slowly slides it down towards his navel. The father rushes the mock stage and joker points the gun at him. "Back up jocko, this is all part of the trick. “Joker continues down until he feels a pull on the magnet. As he does a huge grin comes across his face and he jerks back as hard as he can. The magnet pulls a full sized card straight from the kid’s stomach. "Was your card a joker? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" The kid lie there bleeding out and joker takes the deck and throws them at the father revealing they were all jokers. Joker then walks up to the father and puts the gun to his head "Hey bubba, how’s it feel to watch your son die helplessly? Wait I got a better question," he starts giggling "which hurts more watching your son die while you’re helpless to do anything, or...." Joker takes a few steps back and pulls the trigger,  a big bang flag comes out the end  "...or knowing that you were afraid of nothing and could have stopped this at any time? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!"
"You son of a bitch I’ll kill you!"  The father lunges at the still laughing joker, joker dodged the attack and slit his throat with another card he had up his sleeve in a single fluid motion. "Well then done with pleasure onto business" Joker produces another gun "oh and kiddies..." He fires a shot into the ceiling "...this one is real, everyone face down on the ground, AHAHAHHAHAHA" Joker begins whistling and shopping around  the hardware store taking a cart full of supplies and he leaves. Then as everyone starts getting up off the ground he pops back in "Sorry everyone I’m new at this whole villain thing, gimme your jewels watches, money and etc." He holds out a sack and walks around the hardware store collecting everyone’s personal effects, then he approaches the store clerk, gets the money from the register and shoots the clerk in the knee, and a random customer in the temple. "He KNEEded that like a HOLE in the HEAD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!"  He exits still cackling. On the way out he places a jack in the box on the ground. As joker screeched away in his vehicle a string wound around the crank turned it in frenzy and the jack popped out with a live grenade in hand, pin pulled.
Boom!
The second explosion demolished the tiny hardware store and buried everyone in it. "Blast these syndicate radio stations, this music is crap" The new hit "Izeberu-Koku" by Japanese sensation "Pinku No Neko" or "Pink Kitty" as an American  translation, was on the radio. "Fuck this imma listen to some oldies" he pulled his Iput out of his middle console and plugged it into the music dash. "Car Music Find: Come to Daddy by Aphex Twin" 
"Song found" the cars mechanic voice replied. "Play album" the song started to play "Now that's more like it!" Just then a set of flashing lights appeared behind him. "Uh-oh, it’s the fuzz, AHAHHAHAHAA, well guess we'll have to learn to deal with that." he said to himself. He stepped on the pedal and turned his music up. Joker peeled around a corner a smashed an old ladies poodle to pieces narrowly missing the old lady " Damn, I missed that old bag." He screeched to a stop and threw it into reverse. The cops behind him swerved out of the way, one hit a dumpster and got wedged into an alley way. The other swerved and smashed into a wall. "Nicely done if I do say so myself, I’ll have to remember that for next time" he cut the wheel and spun the vehicle. "Round 2 granny, AHAHAHAHAHHAHAA....." he aimed the car and sped off in the direction of the old lady, WHUMP, she easily went under the tires, joker continued to laugh. Mortimer Street, his hide out was only a few more miles. "This is going to be easier than I thought, hell I feel like Simon Phoenix in Demolition man. Heh heh heh" The rest of the ride was a breeze.
Later that evening, Joker was in his "lab", "..Ok so you mix this with that, ..and then, oh shit! Is that supposed to fizzle?..Then we pour this in here..and connect this piece.." Joker continued to talk to himself while he put together an acid filled contraption, his present for batman. " AND WE'RE DONE!" He stood victorious proud of his "gift". It fell apart. " AH HELL!" the acid spilled out and started eating away at his carpet. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit.." he went to his kitchen drawer and pulled out a pair of metal salad tongs. He picked up the carpet and threw it out the window before it got to his hardwood floor. "Blast this I know how to do this. screw chemicals I want EXPLOSIONS!" He threw on his deep purple trench coat, and put his matching fedora over his neon green hair and walked out the door, "...and I know exactly how to get them and the Bat in the same place at the same time ...hehehheheheHEHHEHE AHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!" the door closed behind him but his nightmarish cackle could still be heard throughout the halls. He gets to his car and starts it up. "CAR Music Find: Folder: Jungle" "Folder Found" "Randomize play" The music started "Well that's ironic, he he" it was "Spazz" by N.E.R.D.
Joker arrived at the Army base surplus store. He turned his stereo down as to not attract the army grunts, "Tarantula" by DJHype was whispering from his speakers. "Gotta love the oldies" he said aloud with a reminiscent sigh. "Ahhh hahha, well on to the goods." He bounced to the beat as he strolled over to the front door. He produced a vial from his pocket and proceeded to melt off the doorknob. "Well that didn't work, how the hell am I gonna open it now, CURSE YOU TELEVISION!" He waved his fist at the night sky. "Well onto Plan B." He searched the sides of the store and found an entrance in the alley. He backed his car up to the entrance facing the opposing street from which he drove in. "This is convenient." he got out of his car climbed over it to get through the narrow alley and was back in front of the store. He found a nearby Hummer and broke the window with a hammer he had in his pocket. He got in and hotwired it. "Remember kiddies always wear your seatbelt AHAHAHHAHAHA!" He floored it into the storefront. The airbag deployed, and he was still laughing. "Natures caress airbags, just cause your cars a wreck doesn't mean your face has to be HAHAHAHAHHA!" he unbuckled himself and got to work. Joker set off to the explosives  and gathered what he could. HE put grenades in explosive putty and lined the place as much as he could without destroying his escape route. Joker then grabbed lots of other explosives for himself and loaded his car up. HE then went back and awaited the police and/or the batman. He didn't have to wait long.
POW!
He got elbowed in the back of the head. He eerily began to laugh, "hehehehe" and it escalated louder "HEHEHEHHEAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Batman backed up a few steps. Joker's laugh subsided a little "...ahahaheheh, I’ve been  waiting for you Batsy..." Joker stands, Batman doesn't move, he waits for his opportunity."..let's get properly introduced, I as you can see..." Joker steps into the lighted area , "... am THE JOKER!" Joker Put his hand out to give Batman a handshake, Batman quickly caught notice of the hand buzzer joker had. It didn't look like a normal buzzer. Batman stays cold faced to the joker's hideous wounds and clown face tattoo. Joker put his hand down and started pacing and continues talking "Well fuck you too Bats, way to start a relationship...anyway ya see I read lots of comic books when I was a kid, which I have to assume you did too, and well frankly,  I feel that you cannot be complete without a nemesis, namely... ME!"  He stops pacing, points his thumbs inward at himself and looks Batman in his eyes " You know Batsy you have one hell of a POKER face hahahah..."  He pulls a knife from his sleeve as he says this and jabs at Batman's face. Batman ducks and pushes Joker across the room. "Ow, I must say though..." He says, and then almost whispers "..you are a quick one." He puts the knife back in his sleeve. "Fair nuff Bats I see I must practice my hand to hand before I try to take you on. Well till then I must bid you adieu, anyway on a final note I will be harming and at any given chance TOTURING people and I just want you to know it's all because of and for you, you made me Bats! Sleep on that awhile." He puts his hand in his pocket and the wall next to batman explodes.
BOOM!
"Dammit wrong button" Joker said. He pressed another in his pocket before the bat could recover from the first explosion.
BOOM!
The wall directly behind batman exploded. "OOH-whoo! DIRECT HIT!" The Joker screamed, then in a high pitched voice "YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA" Joker ran to the alley. He found the Batmobile parked behind him and strapped a walkie talkie to the inside of the wheel well. He darted to his car and sped off. on the way he pressed the rest of the buttons and brought the building down. "Well that went well, I hope I didn't hurt him too bad, wait a second. I left the music on and bats, if he is any good, had to have bugged my car. oooh what fun. Time for a scavenger hunt."  Joker pulled over and searched the car, "AHA There you are!" he had found a little bat shaped tracking device "Just like in the comics." he said. He saw a stray cat over by the dumpster in the alley he was pulled next to. "Here kitty kitty" the cat walked right up to him. He picked it up and pet it then tightened his grip around its throat. He stabbed the cat behind the shoulder with the tracking device burying it deep enough to not fall out but not deep enough to immobilize or kill the cat. The cat tried to his and scratch but Jokers grip was too tight, it was clear he had held an animal like this before. He let the cat go and it ran off, hobbling but still quickly. Joker got back in his car. "That should keep him busy awhile. Car Music Find: Band: Korn", "Band found", "Play all: start track: Blind"
Batman awoke in rubble, he was pretty hurt but not down for the count. He dug himself out and hobbled to his Batmobile and tracked the Joker on his radar. "This Joker is driving very erratic" he thought. He set off to track him... Batman Spent half the rest of the night tracking joker. When joker finally stopped batman found the alley where Joker supposedly was but there was nothing there but a dead cat. Batman gave up for the night and decided to head home and put this puzzle together. Something the Joker said bothered him. "...you made me Bats! Sleep on that awhile." Batman had to wonder if he was speaking from the comic book side of things or if he had really met this Joker before and possibly "created" him as he said. There was investigating to be done. Batman arrived at his home headquarters as he was still figuring out how to get the "Batcave" built discreetly. He slipped into his backyard and covered the Batmobile with his pseudo-bush camouflage. He went inside and  pulled off his cape and cowl, to reveal he was mutli-billionaire entrepreneur Braddox Wayne. He logged into his Mega-PC and pulled up his records of thugs he's handed over to the police since he became batman. "10,879 FILES FOUND! SHIT! Well better get started, A.....Arnolds, Jericho M. Grand theft auto & manslaughter..." and he began on his list.

Joker 2113

Well awhile ago i wrote a book (was supposed to be a graphic novel but my artist had some life issues) anyway in light of my having music to put up i figured to keep you guys entertained imma post teh story. Any way credit to DC for teh Batman franchise in which gave me the ideas all liscences and everything are owned and bklah blah blah by DC Comics i am not selling this it is purley fan fiction etc etc i hope thats a good enough disclaimer, so without further delay here it goes.... ~MIEone

*Amendmant ... apparently blogspot wont let me drop it all in one shot so here's part 1 i'll put up another installment at a later time

                                                                               Joker 2113
                                                                         J. Gonzalez © 2011


The year was 2095; Tales of a long forgotten hero have been resurfacing around Gotham. Yet no hero is insight. They speak of a man, a knight, a legend, whom close to a century ago was patrolling the streets of Gotham making sure its citizens were safe from the nightmarish thugs that also dwelled in the city's dark corners. Since then, heroes have given up on capes and cowls.  The last to go was superman back in 2063, only a few years back. By the time he went all crime had ceased, as had all super humans and heroes of the cape and cowl generation. In his last few years Clark Kent actually revealed his secret identity and ran for president. Under his guidance people built a society of love and peace. Cops and laws were only around to give new generations rules to maintain the peace. However, with the turn of the century coming up, and the loss of the last great hero, crime was uprising once again. In the face of this re-emerging threat a man decided to don a cape and cowl like the heroes of days past, this man became the new batman.
Lower east side Gotham, August 13, 2101
 8 year old Jason Gomez was reading some old comics he found of his father’s when he came across an old batman comic, and could not put it down, he was sad at the end when the joker got locked up. He liked the Joker; he almost instantly connected with him. From that day forth Jason would terrorize his neighborhood, though on a way smaller scale, just like the joker. Missus Hendrix's new litter of kittens mysteriously disappeared and were later found hanging from a tree skinned alive with a big red smile on them painted in lipstick. Jason’s dad never looked at him the same after that, it was almost like he knew, but he never said anything. Mr. Danbath woke up one morning to find a water balloon precariously placed over his head. He chuckled until he heard the pop. Someone shot a BB through his window and popped the balloon right into his face. The balloon was filled with bleach, Mr. Danbath is now blind. This was the closest thing to crime people had seen in ages. As he got older he got worse, But smarter.  He dyed his hair green like the joker and would often wear clown makeup to school and other functions, however that was his disguise. He would never let anyone see him with the makeup, and he almost always wore a hat. At first it was just because his father hated clowns but then he realized it was better to keep that as his alternate identity because unlike Joker, Jason had a dad that would beat him into submission for breaking the law. To cover his hair Jason also had hairspray for when he had to go to school. It would wash out at night and he could have his green hair and his hat.
When Jason was 12 he found a diary in the attic. At first he saw it as just random scribbles and rants and threw it to the side not paying it much mind, but as he dug further something drew him back to the journal.
"Batsy almost did it today. I was so close, he almost broke his sacred rule, instead he locked me in this hole again, I suppose I will have to harm a few children before I push him over the edge..."
The entry was dated Sept 3, 2003 and signed "Memoires from Arkham..." with crude smiley face next to it. He skipped a few pages and started randomly reading.

"January 1, 2004, 'Harley really cut me up today; she wanted to have a romantic evening. She starts the night off by bringing me into a room full of dead rose petals, with 'H&J' in hearts drawn in blood all over the room, and here I was thinking she was getting all mushy on me, she is truly a woman after my own heart, i must say the decapitated hookers above the bed were a lovely touch'..."
He read on and realized that this was actually the real Joker's Journal. Who knew the joker kept a journal. He kept the journal and left the attic. "Why was it in dad's trunk in the attic?" This thought left a foul taste in his mouth but the blood would taste worse so he didn't ask that day.
 A few years later he did question his father about the journal. He got slapped so hard he hit the ground. "This is bullshit" he thought, and decided to start investigating because a secret was on the edge of discovery. At the library he looked up old articles on the Joker, and Harley. Turns out the Joker had a kid with her. This child was taken away once when Joker got locked up. This child then had 2 daughters, and they went on to have children, and so were born a line of hell spawn each secretly keeping dark lives. Upon checking the family lineage, he saw that they had almost all been convicted of some sort of crime or another. Even the ones who didn't had been found to have committed crimes after they died. President Kent's decision to have everyone’s fingerprints and DNA taken upon arrival at the morgue was good for solving many cold cases and family lineage. He read on until it came to halt in 2076, when the last known descendant of joker was discovered upon death. "David Gomez?" he lingered on that thought. He found a picture that looked familiar but it wasn't anyone he had ever met. Then again he didn't know of any of his family other than his dad. Dad said mom died at birth and he moved over here from out west. Back to the computer. He quietly read aloud to himself:
"David Ignacio Gomez died of natural causes on July 17, 2076 in Reno Nevada. Upon arrival to morgue was Fingerprinted and DNA sampled. No known relatives. Police Record, let's see, prior to death, two tickets for excessive speeding. Post mortem, kidnapping, rape sodomy, manslaughter, homicide, dismemberMENT! OH MY GOD! He was a serial killer on the low."  He moved on to a newspaper article and continued, "David Gomez was involved in a series of unsolved kidnappings where all the victims were found sexually assaulted and mutilated with big smiles carved in their faces." He thought to himself, "DAD DID KNOW!" He realized he really must be the Joker's descendant. "But how? I mean how do you have a rape baby that carries your last name, that's impossible." Jason decided to do a little detective work. He typed in his mother’s name and read aloud "Marina Antoinette Lynsford-Gomez ...Missing?...Last known where abouts Lower East Side Gotham City leaving work at Gotham City Coffee house, Husband, Francisco Andre Gomez  reported she was missing on September 13, 2093..."He read on to himself for a bit. He was beyond curious as to why his father would report her missing only a few weeks after he was born and tell Jason she died at birth. Since his father was the only one who could fully answer these questions, he decided to ask. He printed out the picture of David, folded it and put it in his pocket.
"Dad where do you go at night?"
"My night job you know that."
"I don't believe you" he paused "I mean you make enough money at your day job to afford this place and all we got, so Why have a second job at night?"
"You really wanna know?" A very creepy smile overtook his father’s face. "Come with me tonight" He said, then in a raspy growl "I'll show ya..."
Jason was skeptical and a little scared but this was his dad so he stepped out the door. Suddenly there was a sharp pain in his neck and then blackness.  When he awoke he was in a small dark space and his dad was there with a naked woman who was tied up in bondage gear and a sock duct taped in her mouth to keep her quiet. Her Eyes were wide. She was scared. So was Jason.  "Dad?"
"This is what I do at night son, ya see Debbie here was out hiking a few weeks ago, she got "lost" in the woods"... He put his fingers up in mock quotes and smirked, Jason remembered seeing her picture on the news. "Dad, people are looking for her. You can't do this, we have laws, we have rules. You will be found out!"
"I haven't yet and I been doing this for ages" He smiled, "Guess what really happened to someone’s mommy?" He burst out into a maniacal laugh. Jason had always blamed himself for his mother’s death, which he thought his father did too. He always thought his mother would have saved him when his father would have an outburst and slap him around. "But how? Why? Why keep me?"
“I loved your mother to be honest, she was the perfect one, when I kidnapped her she actually liked it. She would giggle when I cut her, and she would orgasm when I had my way with her. I one day decided to let her go and cut this shit out. You were born. After that she changed. She wanted to be mother of the frickin year, so I had to remind her that I was still in charge whether she was tied up or not. Well things got a lil outta hand and I cut too deep" He smirks again, "It's kinda like a potato chip son, I cut her a lil and a lil turned into a lot and then she was dead. I buried her somewhere over there before I cemented and built this place over it" he pointed to a corner. Jason snapped, he sprung on his father; he grabbed him up and broke his arm. He pinned him to the ground and beat on him with his fists with the fury of a mother bear protecting her cub. When his father was about an ounce of blood away from being beaten to death Jason pulled his father’s face close to his own and produced the picture from his pocket, he shoved it in his father’s face. It was mostly covered in blood but the face could still be made out. "WHO IS THIS?" he was breathing hard, "I know you can’t see too well so I’ll tell you his name. David FUCKIN Gomez, now I’ll ask again WHO THE FUCK IS HE?" His father smiled through a broken jaw with jagged broken teeth and blood dripping everywhere, and mumbled "My dad, he did kind of the same thing only your grandmother was his partner; they just never found her DNA. She taught me all about clean up, and I would have shown you, but I guess you will find out on your own. Hey kid remember one thing though," He coughed some blood onto his already stained shirt, "you can't spell slaughter without LAUGHTER...Heh heh" the laugh trailed off, the smile left his face as did that last ounce of blood. Jason stood covered in his father's  blood. He looked at the girl, and untaped her mouth. "Oh my god thank you, thank you, he has been beating and raping me for days, maybe weeks, i lost track of time..." She began sobbing "thank you so much for saving me..." Jason cut her off, “Now I see why he had you gagged, you talk too much." Debbie was shocked and went silent "See toots, the only reason I took the tape off was cause I wanna hear you scream..." He got that same smirk his dad had just minutes earlier. He went outside to his dad's car and got a pack of smokes, and siphoned most of the gas out of the tank into a bucket. He poured a huge gulp down what was left of his father’s throat, a good portion on Debbie, a thin trail around the area leading up to Debbie, and a final splash on the wall. He lit a cigarette and left it in the ashtray which he threw on the bed. He then lit another smoke and said to the still terrified and in silently shock Debbie "Good thing crime is still low, they don't usually check for arson anymore, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" That same maniacal laugh "Tootles Deb, I’ll be listening till your screaming stops, gimme a good show will ya?." He blew her a kiss and threw his cigarette into the splash on the wall igniting it and stepped outside giggling. He really did wait for her to stop screaming before he left. This was his rebirth, Jason knew with his first 2 kills he was no longer pretending...Jason was now the new Joker of Gotham City.

My Junglelife is complete or maybe just getting started

New album up Busy busy busy Enjoy =) MIEone

Quickie ALbum up

in a rush just uploaded thealbum "Duality"

Here it is ill make teh post pretty later =)

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HArlem SHake!

Well some of my friends wanted to make a Harlem Shake Vid, well here it is...LMAO enjoy!



And of course you know i wasThe Joker =)

Luv Lyf Remixes

Been a short month with lots to do. that being sed enjoy the show =)

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NYC GRIMEY!

OK so My bad been real busy with this last one, I'm not sure if i even feel done but here it is,gimme some input ppl

Also The track "Midtown" Will Have Lyrics just have to record it, so b ready fora redrop soon...

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